FOMO
Dear 31,
FOMO is something the kids are saying.
Fear of Missing Out.
With my winter hibernation in full effect, I can't say I'm suffering much from the FOMO these days, but I know the feeling and it's fun to say aloud.
Because this is a good use of time, we (Cat, Dani and I) put together a list of alternate definitions of FOMO. Enjoy.
Fear of Missing Oprah.
(Oprah is missed everyday at 4pm Central Standard Time, everyday.)Fear of Meandering Orangutans.
Fear of Multiple Obligations.
Fear of Making Oopsies.
Fear of Meaningless Operations.
Fear of Mystical Omens.
(Clearly a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. Clearly.)Fear of Mandarin Opera.
Fear of Making Origami.
Fear of Marlin's Outfield.
Fear of Meddlesome Optometrists.
Fear of Matching Outfits.
(Liz Lidgett: the fear is real.)Fear of Mushy Olives.
Fear of Making Out.
(Really? is this a thing?)Fear of Macarena Outbursts.
(Fear of? I don't know. Sounds exciting to me.)
Happy Friday! Maybe it be FOMO free.
xo-LP