Dear 31,

FOMO is something the kids are saying.

Fear of Missing Out.

With my winter hibernation in full effect, I can't say I'm suffering much from the FOMO these days, but I know the feeling and it's fun to say aloud.

Because this is a good use of time, we (Cat, Dani and I) put together a list of alternate definitions of FOMO. Enjoy.

• Fear of Missing Oprah.
  (Oprah is missed everyday at 4pm Central Standard Time, everyday.)

• Fear of Meandering Orangutans.

• Fear of Multiple Obligations.

• Fear of Making Oopsies.

• Fear of Meaningless Operations.

• Fear of Mystical Omens.
  (Clearly a reference to Dungeons and Dragons. Clearly.)

• Fear of Mandarin Opera.

• Fear of Making Origami.

• Fear of Marlin's Outfield.

• Fear of Meddlesome Optometrists.

• Fear of Matching Outfits. 
  (Liz Lidgett: the fear is real.)

• Fear of Mushy Olives.

• Fear of Making Out.
  (Really? is this a thing?)

• Fear of Macarena Outbursts.
  (Fear of? I don't know. Sounds exciting to me.)

Happy Friday! Maybe it be FOMO free.

xo-LP